gazebo: I’m really going to miss House.
One big crappy family
House: Off the top of my head? Something like, I DNA tested my dad, and found that he was not my biological father. You are.
House's biological father: That's...that's impossible.
House: People lie. Birthmarks don't.
[House stands and unzips his pants]
House's biological father: Oh, my god! You told me he was a premie! This bloody lunatic is my son?!
House's mother: He's not a lunatic!
House's biological father: All those years, you could have told me, I could have done things, I could have made a difference in the boy's life!
Wilson: I think we should all just calm down.
House's biological father: Look, at him, sitting there, a pill-popping sociopath! If you wanted to screw up his life, you couldn't have done it better!
House: He's got you there, Mom.
House's mother: He's one of the most well-respoected doctors in the world! He's saved more lives than you can count! Now you apologize to him, or I swear, you will never see me again, Thomas!
House's biological father: I can't deal with this anymore! He's my son?! I'm out for a bloody breath of fresh air, that's what I'm doing. [leaves]
House: So, who's for dessert?